As I didn't get both videos out today, have a Part 1 and a Part 2. It did mean not being able to use this computer for the best part of 6 hours, but I did it for you ungrateful lot. Here, have a jumpy breaky thingy and then videos.
Oh, Part 1 appears to have shrunk in the wash. Part 2 is normal.
Shadows On The Walls returns tomorrow with guest content. Woo!